Let’s see what the community’s imagination is like. The next line/paragraph can be as random as you like, but try to make sure it makes sense 
“It all started 5 years ago…”
“When a plumber by the name of Henry Butchock met his future wife in the plunger aisle of a local hardware store…”
"Little did either of them know, both were having “separation problems”…
“The finely dressed young lady looked confused, so Henry asked if she needed help finding the proper plunger. She replied “My soon to be x husband plugged up the toilet again, he’s nothing but a no good filthy slob. He just left for a week away with the guys and left it that way.” Henry’s situation wasn’t much different and he’d been a bit lonely lately. He had a thought… “Miss, you know, I have my plunger in the car, I could get it unplugged for you, if you would like?” She looked ecstatic and replied “Really, you would do that?” Sure thing miss, I’ll follow you back to your place”…
uhhhhh this is weird
“Is what the lady said to herself while being followed home by the dirty and quite smelly older plumber. She thought “I feel a bit moist for some odd reason.” Henry had more than plumbing on his mind, that’s for sure”…
Stick to the story guys, this is a serious story we’re writing. I worked your reply into it Raptor.
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“After some consideration she agreed to let the man follow her home to do some work on her “plumbing”. They both know what came next.”
They finally arrive at her place, the man was so eager to get inside so he rushed to the front door and opened in for her.
She smiled and said "Thanks! Now if you will come inside i have something else you can ‘open’ "
The plumber grinned in happiness and walked into the house and slammed the front door.
She told the plumber that the leak was upstairs and needed it to be fixed asap
The Plumber nodded and hurried up stairs, what he saw in that bedroom would make a man burst into tears of happiness…
Because behind that door was…
A leaky pipe that needed fixing. He promptly got to work and went home.
and died
“…with laughter! He couldn’t believe what had just happened. The way things appeared to of been going for him seemed to good to be true!? He surely wasn’t expecting to literally fix some leaking pipes and to unblock a drain. No… He was obviously expecting something much more when he offered his services…”
“The woman’s soon-to-be ex-husband lay in wait, underneath the king sized bed. ‘Ain’t no way I’m letting some ***** give my wife a free PJ (plumb job).’ The husband was livid. He crawled out from the bed, unbeknownst to the plumber and to his wife, opened his secret drawer and reached for his…”
…wallet. He paid the plumber for his exceptional service and told him that he wanted to…
…know his name. In the husband’s mind, his exceptional service warranted a fantastic review on Angie’s List. The plumber wasn’t going to take this though. He wanted to do a favor for the woman and damn it, he was going to.
“… A little time has now passed since the plumbing services. During that time, the plumber had been thinking on other ways he could show the lady just how much he wanted to do her a favour. He conducted a Google search for…”
“Hitman for hire, hoping to find an affordable one who could take out her pesky husband. After a few hours of searching he came across this site Hire-A-Killer. While the services looked outstanding, and you get a free t shirt with purchase, Henry thought to himself “How can I possibly afford this?” He decided he would get the cash by…”
“…creating something that would raise the money to afford the assassination service. He developed a software program and decided to sell it to its own unique clientele. It was called ‘Horizon’ and was developed under a new alias of ‘Cheater912’. This was simply to avoid any ties leading to himself should the actual event turn sour…”
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Fastforward a bit
“…Then one day, things got a little bit too real for him after reading on the forums a thread called “Continue the Story” All of the members were upset about the story, so the man decided to let everyone know about the big secret plans for his site…”
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…which was to release save modification for the xbox one, but before this step could be finished…
he died! Only to be resurrected by Alvin the Chipmunk.