"Horizon has stopped working" super annoying

Every time I attempt to open Horizon it says it has stopped working and closes. I even tried downloading an alternate download, http://www.horizonmb.com/client/v2/Horizon.Setup.v2.8.7.1.exe that someone has suggested in another thread; but that fails too. And I get this error… https://gyazo.com/1a13435e8f1869d8d0eef737f64c7f89
I’ve tried running as administrator, updated and cleaned my .NET Framework, I’ve uninstalled and reinstalled Horizon, and I’ve watched every useless video and read every repetitive thread I could to try and help me fix this, but no solutions. Please help!

https://gyazo.com/348677975c6aff455022357cfbfe58b1

OS: Windows 7

Don’t make multiple threads.

Closed.