Independence Day

Why do you Americans dedicate a whole day to celebrate this movie? It’s not even that great.

I mean, cmon, an Alien invasion and a virus in the mothership to defeat them? Pls

Dude, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum. That’s why. Also to celebrate kicking you *****s out.


Still feelin’ the heat off that one!

Are you Native American?

Oh here were go with that crap. However, here I’ll give you a little history lesson. The British Empire has invaded every country in the world except for 22.